the guy who invented lasagna must have been like YOOOOOO
if you want someone to stop doing something just stare at them with the most blank expression you can manage to make trust me it works 900% of the time
oHmyGodGODgdoDDd my brother just sat my mother down in the living room and started hsyterically crying and my mom was so worried until he finally whispered in serious tone “im pregnant”…. my mom started crying and screaming at him until my brother liTELRally POOPED OUT A BABBY in my living room and it crawled over and smacked my moM int eh face and said “STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY TEXT POST STORIES FOR NOTES NOBODY BELIEVES THEM”
i hate breaking bad so much i mean how can vince gilligan just leave me hanging like that like IS WALTER GOING TO CHOOSE THE BABY OR THE METH COME ONE TELL ME I’M TOO TIRED TO WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE
the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled
If Romney wins the election this year, we should all just apologize to England and beg for them to take us back..
We promise we’ll never ever dump your tea in the ocean ever again.