chefboyardeezie:

the guy who invented lasagna must have been like YOOOOOO

Cinderella is actually the story of one man on a mission to find a fashionably dressed woman

captioneddisney:

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↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is

sharonosbourne:

if you want someone to stop doing something just stare at them with the most blank expression you can manage to make trust me it works 900% of the time

so imma have to watch Doctor Who real soon

jzul:

oHmyGodGODgdoDDd my brother just sat my mother down in the living room and started hsyterically crying and my mom was so worried until he finally whispered in serious tone “im pregnant”…. my mom started crying and screaming at him until my brother liTELRally POOPED OUT A BABBY in my living room and it crawled over and smacked my moM int eh face and said “STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY TEXT POST STORIES FOR NOTES NOBODY BELIEVES THEM”

ksica:

Doctor Who rewatch - one gifset per episode
4x07 - The Unicorn and the Wasp

i hate breaking bad so much i mean how can vince gilligan just leave me hanging like that like IS WALTER GOING TO CHOOSE THE BABY OR THE METH COME ONE TELL ME I’M TOO TIRED TO WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE

kpchristensen:

the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled

adriatika:

luvloki19:

If Romney wins the election this year, we should all just apologize to England and beg for them to take us back..

We promise we’ll never ever dump your tea in the ocean ever again.

getsherlockinmybed:

mycroft-queenofcake:

ladyavenal:

Double hnNg….
Darling, you look wonderful xx

“Sherlock, are you sure this polyjuice potion is going to work? I still sound like myself!”
“Yes, John, just follow the plan. And wipe those biscuit crumbs of my jacket.”

OMG, LOL!

getsherlockinmybed:

mycroft-queenofcake:

ladyavenal:

Double hnNg….

Darling, you look wonderful xx

“Sherlock, are you sure this polyjuice potion is going to work? I still sound like myself!”

“Yes, John, just follow the plan. And wipe those biscuit crumbs of my jacket.”

OMG, LOL!